It's the last one! And it's late.
The Napowrimo prompt is to "write a poem about something that happens again and again."
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Telling My Life Stories
Each time,
the stories fade a bit,
their characters,
sorted into heroes and villains,
falling into
the same bad habits.
My listeners, numb,
nod in the wrong places,
eyes searching
the hallways and classrooms
for a way out.
But I keep talking,
and waving my hands
as if directing
oncoming traffic.
Sunday, April 30, 2017
Saturday, April 29, 2017
Poem 29: freewrite +
Here's the napowrimo challenge for the day: "take one of your favorite poems and find a very specific, concrete noun in it. For example, if your favorite poem is this verse of Emily Dickinson’s, you might choose the word “stones” or “spectre.” After you’ve chosen your word, put the original poem away and spend five minutes free-writing associations – other nouns, adjectives, etc. Then use your original word and the results of your free-writing as the building blocks for a new poem."
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These kinds of assignments are always tough. What's my favorite poem? I have many. I think I'll take this one, though, from W H Auden, which was my favorite when I was 22 (for a while): "Musee des Beaux Artes." I'm going to concentrate on "white legs."
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White Legs
When everyone worshipped
the tan
I had skin white as paper,
thin as
the altitude of our city,
and the boys I wanted
to like me
laughed,
said
I looked like a ghost,
glow in the dark.
Wearing that skin,
I knew
I was somehow
invisible
or extra visible
walking down
Mexico City streets,
lying in a bathing suit
on our balcony
under the eyes
of construction workers
pouring concrete
on the half finished house
on the street above me.
I gleamed
like a star,
slathered
with baby oil.
The sun
dug into me,
seared me
a deep, radiating
red.
At school,
crackling
with shame,
Roy's death
(the nova
melanoma)
like a seed
in my teenage brain,
I bore
the hot weight
as I would
any other curse.
"Hey," Scott said,
and my heart
leapt,
"you look really
ugly like that."
And his words
melted
into my cooked skin
like another
white fire.
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These kinds of assignments are always tough. What's my favorite poem? I have many. I think I'll take this one, though, from W H Auden, which was my favorite when I was 22 (for a while): "Musee des Beaux Artes." I'm going to concentrate on "white legs."
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White Legs
When everyone worshipped
the tan
I had skin white as paper,
thin as
the altitude of our city,
and the boys I wanted
to like me
laughed,
said
I looked like a ghost,
glow in the dark.
Wearing that skin,
I knew
I was somehow
invisible
or extra visible
walking down
Mexico City streets,
lying in a bathing suit
on our balcony
under the eyes
of construction workers
pouring concrete
on the half finished house
on the street above me.
I gleamed
like a star,
slathered
with baby oil.
The sun
dug into me,
seared me
a deep, radiating
red.
At school,
crackling
with shame,
Roy's death
(the nova
melanoma)
like a seed
in my teenage brain,
I bore
the hot weight
as I would
any other curse.
"Hey," Scott said,
and my heart
leapt,
"you look really
ugly like that."
And his words
melted
into my cooked skin
like another
white fire.
Friday, April 28, 2017
Poem 28: Skeltonic verse
The prompts are becoming more ... prompty.
Harrumph, she says, thinking she might boot the prompt to the curb this time.
But she doesn't, because she's just the Type A person who follows all rules, no matter how dodgy.
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Here's the prompt, in all of its unglory:
What's clear to me is that the form results in the kind of poetry that makes me a bit gaggy.
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Dipodic Lament
Like bad weather
interrupting pleasure
or bloody feathers
on the window ledge,
a cat below the hedge,
these two beats
are not the sweet
flow of fleet
sounds, the neat
poetic meat
of an eloquent poet's
melodic show. It's
a crash bang
stomp twang
crunchy baggage,
trashy language
like a wind-blown
yolk-yellow comb
speaking flat words,
or desiccated turds
up in Spring herds,
stinking shards
exposed now in the yard
after a long, hard
melting of old
contaminated snow.
Harrumph, she says, thinking she might boot the prompt to the curb this time.
But she doesn't, because she's just the Type A person who follows all rules, no matter how dodgy.
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Here's the prompt, in all of its unglory:
... write a poem using Skeltonic verse. Don’t worry, there are no skeletons involved. Rather, Skeltonic verse gets its name from John Skelton, a fifteenth-century English poet who pioneered the use of short stanzas with irregular meter, but two strong stresses per line (otherwise know as “dipodic” or “two-footed” verse). The lines rhyme, but there’s not a rhyme scheme per se. The poet simply rhymes against one word until he or she gets bored and moves on to another.
Here is a good explainer of the form, from which I have borrowed this excellent example:
Dipodic What?
Dipodic Verse*
will be Terse.
Stress used just twice
to keep it nice,
short or long
a lilting song
or sounding gong
that won’t go wrong
if you adhere
to the rule here,
Now is that clear
My dear?
What's clear to me is that the form results in the kind of poetry that makes me a bit gaggy.
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Dipodic Lament
Like bad weather
interrupting pleasure
or bloody feathers
on the window ledge,
a cat below the hedge,
these two beats
are not the sweet
flow of fleet
sounds, the neat
poetic meat
of an eloquent poet's
melodic show. It's
a crash bang
stomp twang
crunchy baggage,
trashy language
like a wind-blown
yolk-yellow comb
speaking flat words,
or desiccated turds
up in Spring herds,
stinking shards
exposed now in the yard
after a long, hard
melting of old
contaminated snow.
Thursday, April 27, 2017
Poem 27: taste
Today's prompt asks us to write a poem that deals with the sense of taste.
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Sorrow
"Sorrow found me when I was young/ Sorrow waited, sorrow won."
-- The National
It tastes like aspirin,
powdery and metallic,
burning the back
of your throat,
or a bottle of cheap red wine
that's sat for years,
gathering Jeepney dust,
on a hot shelf in a shabby market
7959 miles from home.
It tastes like the bent metal
of a spoon,
jammed at the back
of a crusty drawer
in the kitchen of the brick house
where you grew up.
It tastes like 4 AM
after a maze chase nightmare,
like cat hair on your pillow,
cat hair stuck
to your wet lips,
or like a dog body
you glimpse from the side of an eye,
buzzing with flies
beside the two-lane road
in spring,
or snow melt pooling
under the dead cedar
in your yard,
a drake and a mallard
paddling in its mud.
Actually, it tastes
like chlorine
from the neighborhood pool
where you sat alone
reading sexed up novels,
imagining you weren't so white
you'd turned invisible,
or like unproductive labor pains
and chronic lower back spasms.
Maybe it tastes like a cardboard kiss
from someone you know
too well,
or urban dirt
and big city concrete,
maybe even pigeon shit,
trash wind,
bus exhaust,
and salty gutters
filled with McDonalds wrappers,
cigarette butts, a child's
tiny shoe.
No. It tastes like
April rain --
bone cold,
tinged with lead and
copper and blood,
it sinks
into your skin,
and it explodes,
cracking you
into a thousand million
stinking pieces.
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Sorrow
"Sorrow found me when I was young/ Sorrow waited, sorrow won."
-- The National
It tastes like aspirin,
powdery and metallic,
burning the back
of your throat,
or a bottle of cheap red wine
that's sat for years,
gathering Jeepney dust,
on a hot shelf in a shabby market
7959 miles from home.
It tastes like the bent metal
of a spoon,
jammed at the back
of a crusty drawer
in the kitchen of the brick house
where you grew up.
It tastes like 4 AM
after a maze chase nightmare,
like cat hair on your pillow,
cat hair stuck
to your wet lips,
or like a dog body
you glimpse from the side of an eye,
buzzing with flies
beside the two-lane road
in spring,
or snow melt pooling
under the dead cedar
in your yard,
a drake and a mallard
paddling in its mud.
Actually, it tastes
like chlorine
from the neighborhood pool
where you sat alone
reading sexed up novels,
imagining you weren't so white
you'd turned invisible,
or like unproductive labor pains
and chronic lower back spasms.
Maybe it tastes like a cardboard kiss
from someone you know
too well,
or urban dirt
and big city concrete,
maybe even pigeon shit,
trash wind,
bus exhaust,
and salty gutters
filled with McDonalds wrappers,
cigarette butts, a child's
tiny shoe.
No. It tastes like
April rain --
bone cold,
tinged with lead and
copper and blood,
it sinks
into your skin,
and it explodes,
cracking you
into a thousand million
stinking pieces.
Wednesday, April 26, 2017
Poem 26: archaeology
From Napowrimo.net: "Have you ever heard someone wonder what future archaeologists, whether human or from alien civilization, will make of us? Today, I’d like to challenge you to answer that question in poetic form, exploring a particular object or place from the point of view of some far-off, future scientist. The object or site of study could be anything from a “World’s Best Grandpa” coffee mug to a Pizza Hut, from a Pokemon poster to a cellphone."
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Dark Mirror of Desire
Many living spaces
crafted themselves
around this
black rectangle,
or "television,"
a viewing "screen"
often hung --
as an artwork?
-- over a defunct
(or staged)
"fireplace."
One commentator
in the 20th century
called it
"the electronic hearth."
We can observe,
from ancient ruins,
how inhabitants
ringed the object
with crude furniture
(cf. "LaZboy,"
"sofa" or "couch,"
and "bean bag chair"),
as if to mimic
ancient arenas
devoted to
human sacrifice
(cf. "hangings"
in "The Middle East,"
and "football"
in the midsection
of Old Northamerica.)
The early relational unit,
(cf. "the nuclear family,"
"roommates")
sat around it during
long evenings
when brainwaves,
drawn low from
menial "workplace" calculations
(cf. repetitive mental aerobics)
recharged,
usually by switching to
"energy-save" mode.
Anthropologists tell us
they are close
to replicating
3rd millennium technology
which will allow them
to "watch"
(cf. unfiltered eyesight)
an archive of "DVD" records
(cf. "digital video disc")
of visual and auditory information
discovered recently
in settlements dating back
to 2010,
after excavating hundreds of feet
into the Old Northamerican desert
over what was once known
as "Wisconsin."
Though these records are
extremely degraded,
professors at The University
of Extra Holy Healing
in New Old Northmeximerica
expect to report
within the year
on the contents of
these venerable documents,
which Dr. Hooligan, Director
for the Centre of Holistic
Mind Expansion at UEHH,
has tentatively identified
as a form of 21st century propaganda
entitled "The Apprentice."
If recovered, UEHH professors say,
these records may shed light
on the events leading to
The Great Collapse
of the beginning
of the last millennium,
and may offer insight
into the resulting
Centuries of Darkness,
which until now have been
inaccessible to
modern understanding.
Tuesday, April 25, 2017
Poem 25: small spaces
Napowrimo Prompt: "write a poem that explores a small, defined space – it could be your childhood bedroom, or the box where you keep old photos. It could be the inside of a coin purse or the recesses of an umbrella stand. Any space will do – so long as it is small, definite, and meaningful to you."
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Closeted
Purses spill from the hooks,
mingle with tumbled shoes, boots,
bags of knitting needles and empty
cellphone boxes,
pants hang on tiered racks
shoved against the back wall
and shirts fall from hangars to
tangle with random skirts
(flotsam from another room),
yoga jackets, blazers with
rolled sleeves, a ring bristling
with belts, more shoes
in a sagging canvas rack
shoved toes in, spilling shadows
against the four plastic drawers
filled with bunched shorts,
scarves, crocheted hats,
technological gizmos strayed
from misplaced or broken devices,
a rickety punkwood
set of shelves
holding two more rows
of expensive tumbled shoes,
the whole mess holding its
breath under the weight
of abandoned boxes and
yellow magazines,
secrets
mixed with remnants,
my life with previous lives,
unknown wearers
and future inhabitants,
the entire jostling history
pushing like epiphany
(or a strange graveyard
where the living lie down
along the dead)
against my naked body
with the weight of
all the days its taken
all the days its taken
to get here, to stand
alone and unclothed
in front of its
open door.
open door.
Monday, April 24, 2017
Poem 24: ekphrasis and monks in the margins
Today's prompt: "Today, I challenge you to write a poem of ekphrasis — that is, a poem inspired by a work of art. But I’d also like to challenge you to base your poem on a very particular kind of art – the marginalia of medieval manuscripts. Here you’ll find some characteristic images of rabbits hunting wolves, people sitting on nests of eggs, dogs studiously reading books, and birds wearing snail shells. What can I say? It must have gotten quite boring copying out manuscripts all day, so the monks made their own fun. Hopefully, the detritus of their daydreams will inspire you as well!"
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Yeah. I couldn't resist this image.
Riding the Dragon
In my cell
illuminated by candle,
I calligraphy Latin
[the Lord's lore],
sweating inside
burlap sleeves,
dreaming of dragons
who rise up
from itchy thickets,
green and sleek
and bearded,
flying forward
across vellum
[translucent animal skin],
and I am the dragon
inside the text.
On my back rides
the grim mother
of us all,
breasts sagging
wrinkled
and flat
[suckled for
millennia
by faceless
millions]
She is not Eve --
No, she is
Lillith,
first mother,
who wanted to be
on top
and so suffered ...
millennia
by faceless
millions]
She is not Eve --
No, she is
Lillith,
first mother,
who wanted to be
on top
and so suffered ...
was dismembered
by our father,
flung out
of His book
into the ocean,
and transformed
into dumb,
dry land.
But here, in my
waking dream,
she flies
on my back
forever,
jaw set,
hands and womb
flung out
of His book
into the ocean,
and transformed
into dumb,
dry land.
But here, in my
waking dream,
she flies
on my back
forever,
jaw set,
hands and womb
woven
into my strong back,
her voice
tethered to her
in a floating nut
that we will plant
on a shore
in another world
where His words
come from
a different mouth --
dragon breath,
mother's bitter milk --
and can never be
into my strong back,
her voice
tethered to her
in a floating nut
that we will plant
on a shore
in another world
where His words
come from
a different mouth --
dragon breath,
mother's bitter milk --
and can never be
read.
Sunday, April 23, 2017
Poem 23: elevensies
Our prompt for Day Twenty-Three comes to us from Gloria Gonsalves, who challenges us to write a double elevenie. What’s that? Well, an elevenie is an eleven-word poem of five lines, with each line performing a specific task in the poem. The first line is one word, a noun. The second line is two words that explain what the noun in the first line does, the third line explains where the noun is in three words, the fourth line provides further explanation in four words, and the fifth line concludes with one word that sums up the feeling or result of the first line’s noun being what it is and where it is. There are some good examples in the link above.
A double elevenie would have two stanzas of five lines each, and twenty-two words in all. It might be fun to try to write your double elevenie based on two nouns that are opposites, like sun and moon, or mountain and sea.
A double elevenie would have two stanzas of five lines each, and twenty-two words in all. It might be fun to try to write your double elevenie based on two nouns that are opposites, like sun and moon, or mountain and sea.
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This one is going to be hard.
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My Hands Ache with It
Yarn
Knits together
Fills the basket
With color and possibility
Expectation
Blankets
For babies
In drafty rooms
Houses chewed by debt
Love
Saturday, April 22, 2017
Poem 22: Georgic in celebration of Earth Day
Prompt:
In honor of Earth Day, I’d like to challenge you to write a georgic. The original georgic poem was written by Virgil, and while it was ostensibly a practical and instructional guide regarding agricultural concerns, it also offers political commentary on the use of land in the wake of war. The georgic was revived by British poets in the eighteenth century, when the use of land was changing both due to the increased use of enlightenment farming techniques and due to political realignments such as the union of England, Scotland, and Wales.
Your Georgic could be a simple set of instructions on how to grow or care for something, but it could also incorporate larger themes as to how land should be used (or not used), or for what purposes.
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Arise
As daffodils and crocus
nose up
from cold ground,
jeweled with
fresh dew,
examine
the shine and
shudder
of slick petals
in a waking wind,
and add their
invisible music,
rising
with the worms
to the surface
through holes
in fertilized lawns,
crumbling sidewalks,
to the relentless
celebratory hum
of the earth as it
turns
again and again
toward the sun.
Feel your heart's beat
thrilling
in that song,
the thrum of your body
in harmony
with all beings
everywhere,
with the pull
of gravity, with
joyful orbit, as you
lean forward
imperceptibly,
pulled up from
thawing roots
into expanding air,
and aaaaahhhhh
-- the trees' sighs,
their shivering joy
as they shake their
feathered limbs
over broken streets.
Friday, April 21, 2017
Poem 21: Overheard
Today's prompt: "write a poem that incorporates overheard speech. It could be something you’ve heard on the radio, or a phrase you remember from your childhood, even something you overheard a coworker say in the break room! Use the overheard speech as a springboard from which to launch your poem. Your poem could comment directly on the overheard phrase or simply use it as illustration or tone-setting material."
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At a Tucson Fry's, 1995
Dave comes home
shaken.
"I was standing in line to buy
a Powerball ticket.
The woman in front of me
pushed a cart with
a two liter bottle of
off-brand vodka and
a carton of cigarettes.
A little boy ran up to her
holding a packet of pencils
and a spiral notebook.
Mom, he said, I need this
for school.
She stared down at him,
snapped
How many times I gotta tell you
we ain't got no money
for none of that
school shit?
I wanted to
give him the money
but I knew
looking at the set of her face
it wouldn't work.
She bought
10 tickets."
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At a Tucson Fry's, 1995
Dave comes home
shaken.
"I was standing in line to buy
a Powerball ticket.
The woman in front of me
pushed a cart with
a two liter bottle of
off-brand vodka and
a carton of cigarettes.
A little boy ran up to her
holding a packet of pencils
and a spiral notebook.
Mom, he said, I need this
for school.
She stared down at him,
snapped
How many times I gotta tell you
we ain't got no money
for none of that
school shit?
I wanted to
give him the money
but I knew
looking at the set of her face
it wouldn't work.
She bought
10 tickets."
Thursday, April 20, 2017
Poem 20: Games
Prompt : "write a poem that incorporates the vocabulary and imagery of a specific sport or game. Your poem could invoke chess or baseball, hopscotch or canasta, Monopoly or jai alai. The choice is yours!"
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Candy Crush
For hours we inhabit
the living-room --
she on the couch and I
on the chaise --
tap tap tapping our iPads,
pulling down
red and green
and purple and yellow
jelly beans
and jaw breakers,
pastilles and gum drops
(or are those Chicklets?),
Mike & Ike shaped lozenges
that stripe
and explode
in patterns of threes and
fours,
our neurons firing
in the screens' square blazes
as if we stare
into pale campfires,
together but
separate
in some odd, manufactured
forest,
far from human commerce
or conversation.
Mother and daughter
sharing
the same electric space,
wordlessly
comparing scores,
and once in a long while
looking at each other's
blank faces
as our five tries dry up
and the application
loses its grip.
It's July.
Sun holds our neighborhood
in a humid hand,
squeezing,
but we're safe
in this
refrigerated containment,
waiting to
reload,
waiting to
crush through
another hour
or two,
side by side in
comfortable silence.
Wednesday, April 19, 2017
Poem 19: Creation Myth
Today's Napowrimo challenge: write a poem that recounts a creation myth. "It doesn’t have to be an existing creation myth, or even recount how all of creation came to be. It could be, for example, your own take on the creation of ball-point pens, or the discovery of knitting. Your myth can be as big or small as you would like, as serious or silly as you make it."
One should never use the word "silly" with me. It's the equivalent of throwing the glove down.
But, ah.... I'm supposed to be writing a script/speech for an upcoming event next week, where I share my "life journey" with "interested" females. So maybe I can knit (yukyuk) these two things together?
Or maybe not. (See above, "silly" and "glove down.")
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Origins of the F Bomb
God created everything from the void,
and God saw that everything was
supremely and wondrously
good.
Or so God thought,
reclining above God's goodness
in blinding celestial brilliance
on a white throne
surrounded by the achingly beautiful
angelic host
singing in thrilling harmony
on fluffy organza clouds,
for about five minutes.
And then God realized
with a Godlike shudder
that shook the heavens
that God was bored
out of God's immense mind.
Perfection, goodness?
God bent God's magnificent head
upon God's excellently sculpted right hand
and pondered the problem
of infinitely uninterrupted peace
and material prosperity
until
epiphany!
There's no story, God thought.
No tension, no drama,
no unrequited desire.
The devil is in the details,
God thought (not without
a sly Self-satisfied smirk,
having come up with that cliche
on the Godlike fly), and so
by God!
God would have to make a few
mistakes in God's creation,
yes, yes, yes,
starting with God's masterpieces
frolicking with 100%
innocent abandon
in God's gated garden community,
Eden.
Thus, God rubbed God's massive
hands of creation together
with Godly glee
and decreed:
Let's f**k this s**t up.
Tuesday, April 18, 2017
Poem 18: Neologisms
Today's assignment is to "write a poem that incorporates neologisms. What’s that? Well, it’s a made-up word! Your neologisms could be portmanteaus (basically, a word made from combining two existing words, like “motel” coming from “motor” and “hotel”) or they could be words invented entirely for their sound. Probably the most famous example of a poem incorporating neologisms is Lewis Carroll’s Jabberwocky, but neologisms don’t have to be funny or used in the service of humor. You can use them to try to get at something that you don’t have an exact word for, or to create a sense of sound and rhythm, or simply to make the poem feel strange and unworldly."
Well, okay, then.
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BtVS Rules
When you go out on patrol,
always carry one more stake
than you think you'll need.
If there's a shadow, there's something ooky in it;
if you think you're being watched, you are;
if you suspect you've got a bad reputation, you do --
so use it to your advantage.
Fashion is paramount,
four or five besties are to die for,
there's always time for an evil pun,
even and especially in mortal combat,
and if you think your roommate's a demon
you're probably right.
Never fall in love with a vampire.
When you do, don't sleep with him --
he'll lose his soul and go all vamptastic,
hunting you for sport, shoot you
with evil quips from the safety of his new
demonpack, all yukkityyuk and teethy
like a clangor of hyenas.
Never use a vampire for dirty sex.
When you do, he'll instantly fall smitten
and follow you wherever you go
like a drooling hellhound
neutered by schlove,
the soppydrippy Hallmark cardy version
phosphorescent with goopy nauseation.
After three minutes of the requisite sparring,
go for the killing blow, straight
to the unbeating heart --
there's nothing like the satisfaction of that
growling poofsplosion
when the panting language of the dance
vanishes into pixels, moondust, and
pastistory.
Well, okay, then.
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BtVS Rules
When you go out on patrol,
always carry one more stake
than you think you'll need.
If there's a shadow, there's something ooky in it;
if you think you're being watched, you are;
if you suspect you've got a bad reputation, you do --
so use it to your advantage.
Fashion is paramount,
four or five besties are to die for,
there's always time for an evil pun,
even and especially in mortal combat,
and if you think your roommate's a demon
you're probably right.
Never fall in love with a vampire.
When you do, don't sleep with him --
he'll lose his soul and go all vamptastic,
hunting you for sport, shoot you
with evil quips from the safety of his new
demonpack, all yukkityyuk and teethy
like a clangor of hyenas.
Never use a vampire for dirty sex.
When you do, he'll instantly fall smitten
and follow you wherever you go
like a drooling hellhound
neutered by schlove,
the soppydrippy Hallmark cardy version
phosphorescent with goopy nauseation.
After three minutes of the requisite sparring,
go for the killing blow, straight
to the unbeating heart --
there's nothing like the satisfaction of that
growling poofsplosion
when the panting language of the dance
vanishes into pixels, moondust, and
pastistory.
Monday, April 17, 2017
Poem 17: Nocturne
Really? Do I have to?
"Today, I challenge you to write a nocturne. In music, a nocturne is a composition meant to be played at night, usually for piano, and with a tender and melancholy sort of sound. Your nocturne should aim to translate this sensibility into poetic form!"
"Today, I challenge you to write a nocturne. In music, a nocturne is a composition meant to be played at night, usually for piano, and with a tender and melancholy sort of sound. Your nocturne should aim to translate this sensibility into poetic form!"
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Nocturne No. 1 in B Flat
A soft breeze
parts fluttering curtains,
strained
through blue moonlight,
a gasp of air
over the sill.
She lies half-awake
under the cool sheet,
naked
as if newly born.
Ghosts tremble
in leafy shadows,
on the far wall --
her young father,
a smiling grandmother,
and her scowling
husband,
bullet hole in his temple
dark,
empty.
Downstairs,
a clock chimes
three times,
disturbing
the liquid stillness...
for a second
she hangs in
the strange suspension
created by the sound's
silky wake,
not sure if she's
dead or alive,
held by a powerful
force or attraction
that feels like
a fierce love.
Sunday, April 16, 2017
Poem 16: Letters
Today's prompt (for which I have a better frame of mind) asks us to write something in the form of a letter or correspondence: "Your poem can be in the form of a letter to a person, place, or thing, or in the form of a back-and-forth correspondence."
Challenge accepted.
*
Dear Dog:
Stop barking at the window, please.
It makes my inner ear jump and pulse -- disconcerting.
And when we go out for our frequent walks,
I'd like it if you ceased the incessant pulling,
your habit of digging in your considerable claws
(I hear there are some dog owners who
clip those talons, but I'll admit that I'm intimidated
by the thought of snapping off one of your veins,
so you're safe for the duration)
into the muddy turf so that you can reach
the latest turd on your disgusting canine wish list.
And for the love of everything holy, quit
eating crap.
I'm well aware that we're both aging. I've got gray hair
in stripes next to my sagging face,
and you've got a whiting muzzle
that you still jam into a guest's crotch
with the embarrassing vigor of a puppy.
I guess we're both late bloomers, hanging on to
spastic emotional whims with the tenacity
of teenagers. Please. I'm begging you.
Could we manage this journey with a bit more grace?
Would it be possible to hold ourselves back
from waggish glee and slutty affection
for every passing stranger?
And while we're on the subject, I'd like to request
that you work harder to keep your emotions
from passing like electric signs
over your widening frame --
everyone can tell you despise poodles in sweaters,
that thick-bodied Rotties jogging on the ends
of stabbing choke chains
scare the shit out of you,
and that Ford F150s thrumming by
with faded Bush bumper stickers
and well-stocked gun racks
excite your prejudice
into the stratosphere.
Learn to keep that to yourself, okay?
In return, I promise to love you through thick,
thin and midnight diarrhea,
to feed you expensive kibble
and pay for your delicate digestion
700 bucks at a pop.
I promise to walk you twice a day,
to pick up your poops in rain, shine,
and blizzard conditions,
and to get up at 3 am
when you cry in your kennel.
I promise to keep you going
until your heart or lungs or kidneys
decide to stop ticking.
And I promise (cross my heart
and hope to die)
never to replace you.
Sincerely and forever,
XXXOOO
L.
Challenge accepted.
*
Dear Dog:
Stop barking at the window, please.
It makes my inner ear jump and pulse -- disconcerting.
And when we go out for our frequent walks,
I'd like it if you ceased the incessant pulling,
your habit of digging in your considerable claws
(I hear there are some dog owners who
clip those talons, but I'll admit that I'm intimidated
by the thought of snapping off one of your veins,
so you're safe for the duration)
into the muddy turf so that you can reach
the latest turd on your disgusting canine wish list.
And for the love of everything holy, quit
eating crap.
I'm well aware that we're both aging. I've got gray hair
in stripes next to my sagging face,
and you've got a whiting muzzle
that you still jam into a guest's crotch
with the embarrassing vigor of a puppy.
I guess we're both late bloomers, hanging on to
spastic emotional whims with the tenacity
of teenagers. Please. I'm begging you.
Could we manage this journey with a bit more grace?
Would it be possible to hold ourselves back
from waggish glee and slutty affection
for every passing stranger?
And while we're on the subject, I'd like to request
that you work harder to keep your emotions
from passing like electric signs
over your widening frame --
everyone can tell you despise poodles in sweaters,
that thick-bodied Rotties jogging on the ends
of stabbing choke chains
scare the shit out of you,
and that Ford F150s thrumming by
with faded Bush bumper stickers
and well-stocked gun racks
excite your prejudice
into the stratosphere.
Learn to keep that to yourself, okay?
In return, I promise to love you through thick,
thin and midnight diarrhea,
to feed you expensive kibble
and pay for your delicate digestion
700 bucks at a pop.
I promise to walk you twice a day,
to pick up your poops in rain, shine,
and blizzard conditions,
and to get up at 3 am
when you cry in your kennel.
I promise to keep you going
until your heart or lungs or kidneys
decide to stop ticking.
And I promise (cross my heart
and hope to die)
never to replace you.
Sincerely and forever,
XXXOOO
L.
Saturday, April 15, 2017
Poem 15: Poem about being in the middle of something
It's nearly 9:30, Dave's back from a trip, and I just realized that I'm supposed to write a poem. What have I been doing all day? Nothing. Not writing poems, anyway.
Today we're supposed to write a poem about being in the middle of a something.
*
Middle of the Action
So I'm sitting in the cellphone lot of the airport
waiting for Dave's plane to land so I can pick him up
when I realize that I haven't written a poem,
it's nearly nine and I'm in the middle of a game of
Candy Crush, and I haven't written a poem.
I try to dictate a poem into my phone and it
just keeps typing strange things. For instance,
it doesn't want to type the word "poem." And
the way things are going right now, I can't remember
what it was it wanted to type instead. Now it's time
to get all of the family news that I've missed. We're
all in the middle of some involved stories, the endings
of which could go either way. At this point, I'm hoping
we're not headed for a climax or crisis point, and instead
are just looking at the rising tension of a scene.
Most poems end in some sort of conclusion -- perhaps
an image or some epiphany that pulls everything together,
but this one is just going to
Today we're supposed to write a poem about being in the middle of a something.
*
Middle of the Action
So I'm sitting in the cellphone lot of the airport
waiting for Dave's plane to land so I can pick him up
when I realize that I haven't written a poem,
it's nearly nine and I'm in the middle of a game of
Candy Crush, and I haven't written a poem.
I try to dictate a poem into my phone and it
just keeps typing strange things. For instance,
it doesn't want to type the word "poem." And
the way things are going right now, I can't remember
what it was it wanted to type instead. Now it's time
to get all of the family news that I've missed. We're
all in the middle of some involved stories, the endings
of which could go either way. At this point, I'm hoping
we're not headed for a climax or crisis point, and instead
are just looking at the rising tension of a scene.
Most poems end in some sort of conclusion -- perhaps
an image or some epiphany that pulls everything together,
but this one is just going to
Friday, April 14, 2017
Poem 14: Clerihew (?)
Well, this is a new one on me, folks: "Because it’s Friday, let’s keep it light and silly today, with a clerihew. This is a four line poem biographical poem that satirizes a famous person."
Only four lines? I'll take it.
*
The Love Song of T. Stearns Eliot
Donning olive face paint to mimic our zombie love affair,
we waltzed frantic circles in Bloomsbury drawing rooms,
spinning that golden first year of marriage -- shame passing for passion,
decades dividing Viv and me from penitent celibacy and madness.
Only four lines? I'll take it.
*
The Love Song of T. Stearns Eliot
Donning olive face paint to mimic our zombie love affair,
we waltzed frantic circles in Bloomsbury drawing rooms,
spinning that golden first year of marriage -- shame passing for passion,
decades dividing Viv and me from penitent celibacy and madness.
Thursday, April 13, 2017
Poem 13: Ghazal
I've always liked/disliked this form. It's deceptively difficult -- at first it might seem like a snap to generate couplets randomly, but somehow the form needs to cohere ... and mine never do, really.
Here's the prompt:
Yeah. Bleah.
*
Ghazal for April 13th
Outside my window, gray clouds and damp cold press down
on budding trees -- we are all pressed down now.
Call it "the greenhouse effect" -- dig up fossil fuels,
burn them, let CO2 hover over us and press heat down.
I woke this morning hemmed in by cats at head and feet,
hot bodies like anchors on me, pressing me down.
This is how you leave home: fasten your belt, adjust
the mirrors, turn the key, put it in drive, press down on the gas.
It's a time of transition. Even as Spring is only beginning,
students look to the summer, their futures pressing down.
May all beings be happy. May all beings be free. May all
beings be safe. May all beings be well. (All beings press me down.)
I used to draw Jesus cross-eyed, confused by his own nose,
and I pressed hard on the paper with the colored pencils.
Here's the prompt:
Today’s is an oldie-but-a-goody: the ghazal. The form was originally developed in Arabic and Persian poetry, but has become increasingly used in English, after being popularized by poets including Agha Shahid Ali. A ghazal is formed of couplets, each of which is its own complete statement. Both lines of the first couplet end with the same phrase or end-word, and that end-word is also repeated at the end of each couplet. If you’re really feeling inspired, you can also attempt to incorporate internal rhymes and a reference to your own name in the final couplet.Q: Am I "really feeling inspired"? Doubtful. It's Holy Thursday, and this is what's outside my window:
Yeah. Bleah.
*
Ghazal for April 13th
Outside my window, gray clouds and damp cold press down
on budding trees -- we are all pressed down now.
Call it "the greenhouse effect" -- dig up fossil fuels,
burn them, let CO2 hover over us and press heat down.
I woke this morning hemmed in by cats at head and feet,
hot bodies like anchors on me, pressing me down.
This is how you leave home: fasten your belt, adjust
the mirrors, turn the key, put it in drive, press down on the gas.
It's a time of transition. Even as Spring is only beginning,
students look to the summer, their futures pressing down.
May all beings be happy. May all beings be free. May all
beings be safe. May all beings be well. (All beings press me down.)
I used to draw Jesus cross-eyed, confused by his own nose,
and I pressed hard on the paper with the colored pencils.
Wednesday, April 12, 2017
Poem 12: alliteration and assonance
The prompt today calls us to "write a poem that explicitly incorporates alliteration (the use of repeated consonant sounds) and assonance (the use of repeated vowel sounds). This doesn’t mean necessarily limiting yourself to a few consonants or vowels, although it could. Even relatively restrained alliteration and assonance can help tighten a poem, with the sounds reinforcing the sense."
My schedule today is a bit crazy -- no clear blocks on my calendar. So I'm having to squeeze poetry in like mortar between the bricks.
*
Busyness bothers me,
brick by brick filling the shallow space between here and there, now and then. I can't breathe because I seethe with expectations and responsibilities, coulds and shoulds and pleasewouldyous, while daffodils and jonquils drill up from suddenly loosened soil, bursting from bulbs, shuddering free in a sunny wind. Hunched into a winter jacket, fists in my pockets, I pass them by, traveling the same path day after day, repeating chores like mindless mantras.
Oh to be untethered, to drift down unfrozen roads along the river's gleam, while hawks and pelicans fly over me in elegant figure eights!
My schedule today is a bit crazy -- no clear blocks on my calendar. So I'm having to squeeze poetry in like mortar between the bricks.
*
Busyness bothers me,
brick by brick filling the shallow space between here and there, now and then. I can't breathe because I seethe with expectations and responsibilities, coulds and shoulds and pleasewouldyous, while daffodils and jonquils drill up from suddenly loosened soil, bursting from bulbs, shuddering free in a sunny wind. Hunched into a winter jacket, fists in my pockets, I pass them by, traveling the same path day after day, repeating chores like mindless mantras.
Oh to be untethered, to drift down unfrozen roads along the river's gleam, while hawks and pelicans fly over me in elegant figure eights!
Tuesday, April 11, 2017
Poem 11: The Bop
Okay. Today's prompt is pretty involved so I'm going to have to quote it:
Bop With a Refrain Taken From W. B. Yeats and a Line from The National
The blues snuffle around my innocent head,
breaking into paltry meditations, dogging
my dragging heels as I circle the block,
digging paws in by the rotting trunks
where shadows spill from the maple's maw
and creep across sodden grass. Oh I am
weary-hearted as that hollow moon.
"Sorrow found me when I was young,"
the song sings in my head, and it did --
rooted me out of my warm bed and bumped me
downstairs, into a sulfur sooty Pittsburgh street,
where I waited for a friend to appear
from the apartments across, for sun to shine,
for a smiling father to put his hand on my
head. He didn't, it didn't, and he was dead,
as weary-hearted as that hollow moon.
Perhaps depression is my best friend,
nosing behind me room to room.
No pill will ever keep it completely away.
You are happy, you are safe, you are peaceful,
you are well: these words can't stop its pacing.
I lie down; it licks my face. Oh, lord,
I'm weary-hearted as that hollow moon.
... the Bop. The invention of poet Afaa Michael Weaver, the Bop is a kind of combination sonnet + song. Like a Shakespearan sonnet, it introduces, discusses, and then solves (or fails to solve) a problem. Like a song, it relies on refrains and repetition. In the basic Bop poem, a six-line stanza introduces the problem, and is followed by a one-line refrain. The next, eight-line stanza discusses and develops the problem, and is again followed by the one-line refrain. Then, another six-line stanza resolves or concludes the problem, and is again followed by the refrain. Here’s an example of a Bop poem written by Weaver, and here’s another by the poet Ravi Shankar.*
Bop With a Refrain Taken From W. B. Yeats and a Line from The National
The blues snuffle around my innocent head,
breaking into paltry meditations, dogging
my dragging heels as I circle the block,
digging paws in by the rotting trunks
where shadows spill from the maple's maw
and creep across sodden grass. Oh I am
weary-hearted as that hollow moon.
"Sorrow found me when I was young,"
the song sings in my head, and it did --
rooted me out of my warm bed and bumped me
downstairs, into a sulfur sooty Pittsburgh street,
where I waited for a friend to appear
from the apartments across, for sun to shine,
for a smiling father to put his hand on my
head. He didn't, it didn't, and he was dead,
as weary-hearted as that hollow moon.
Perhaps depression is my best friend,
nosing behind me room to room.
No pill will ever keep it completely away.
You are happy, you are safe, you are peaceful,
you are well: these words can't stop its pacing.
I lie down; it licks my face. Oh, lord,
I'm weary-hearted as that hollow moon.
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